Posted by
Tzimisce on Thursday, June 14, 2007 2:35:28 AM
The real reason we're up to our elbows in people who won't respect our citizenship laws is because greedy rich people don't want to pay a decent wage. (Of course, only a racist would criticise them, but I digress.) Thus it is after spending the last year being lectured too about the jobs illegals will do that Americans won't, I'd like to some suggestions about what kind of work I'd like to see illegals do in our society.
1) Liberal Political Leader - If our nation is going to be destroyed from within, wouldn't it be nice if the people doing it weren't products of the fruits of American idealism? Nothing makes me sicker than when some politician somewhere starts complaining that people can't make it in our society - they obviously did. At least with an illegal I can always say "of course they'd say that, they aren't from here."
Moreover maybe living on a budget of a nickel an hour these people would have some ways of streamlining our budget and maybe lowering taxes. I bet they could rebuild New Orleans for less than the millions we're sending down there presently (and still being told how it's not enough.)
2) Hollywood Producer/Director/Actor - Since these people constantly lecture us on the plight of the downtrodden minorities, surely they wouldn't be opposed to stepping down so that some of these aliens could step up? Besides, the only things more bloated than the Federal budget are some movie budgets - and it's often hard to decide which gives more crappy performance. Either way, both could be done better, faster and cheaper by illegal labor. Maybe it would finally cost less than 30 bucks for one person to go to a matinee. At least they'd be smart enough not to try to sell a propaganda piece as a "documentary".
3) Journalists - How many millions do these people get paid to do the crappy jobs they do? Endless coverage of Paris Hilton with the occasional "America Sucks" story sprinkled in? Give me a break. How much talent does it take to be a journalist anyway? From what I can tell the only real qualifications in the modern day are a) hating the Bush Administration, b) hating the United States and c) thinking you're better than everyone else. I'm sure the illegals flooding our nation would happily adapt to this line of thinking for a tenth of what we're paying now.
4) College Professors - Ah, but aliens might not have the training to teach subjects like Math and Science you say? Well from what I've heard most Math and Science professors spend more time unbiasedly trashing Conservative opinions than they do teaching. A bunch of illegals might actually try teaching the subject they're in charge of. The symbolism here is doubly good as illegals are promoted over legal alien teacher aides.
As the old saying goes, it's always funny when it happens to the other guy. Like to see what happens when it effects to brain dead lefties.