Posted by
Tzimisce on Saturday, June 09, 2007 2:05:24 AM
Paris Hilton would be the ultimate liberal icon if she would just give money to the right causes. She certain fits the profile of those who are better than the rest of us politically: rich, silver spoon in her mouth, walking around with a holier than thou halo, glowing with the knowledge that the rules are for the common people (not her.) Typical lib attitude. We all know that if she actually was political, she'd be a leftist.
The problem with Paris is that she failed to spread the love. Had she given a couple mil to the Hillary for Empress campaign she'd be a free woman today. All Hilton did was was drive under the influence. Compare that to Representative William Jefferson (Democrat La) who was caught red handed taking bribe money. He was punished by being taken off the Weighs and Means Committee (and reassigned to the Homeland Security Committee.) Compare this to the case of Diana Feinstein who wrote legislation insuring that her hubby's businesses would get excess compensation in government contracts. Or millionaire liberal House Speaker Nancy Pelosi who uses non union labor (while courting the labor unions) and uses illegal alien workers on her vineyard.
See, these people all vote the right way and give money to the correct causes. Liberals love lawbreakers - be they people intending to kill as many Americans as they can or people who hop our border illegally. Yep, the law is just too tough on their favorite politically correct demographics.
Now there is an idea, Paris Hilton should embrace Feminism. She is the ideal model for a feminist after all: a woman who is secure with her body and her sexuality, oppressed by backwards, archaic, oppressive patriarchal laws designed to oppress the fairer sex. Laws like driving under the influence, driving on a suspended license, disobeying court orders, etc. Weren't these just put here to punish minorities? A lot of illegal immigrants sure seem to think so.
Furthermore Hilton could educate us all on the use condems and other various materials. She could come out and show us that living with an STD shouldn't stigmatise someone. Maybe she could even get a spokeswoman position with her abortion clinic and show us that it's okay.
Okay I'm being mean now. But let's face it, the million dollar princess kind of deserves it. She was caught at least twice driving under the influence - which is a crime. After being sentenced, she was photographed by a hundred journalists driving around town even though her license was suspended. Talk about a spoiled brat. Most "common" people caught in this fashion *would* be sent to jail. So she's being treated like the rest of us and acting like she's Jesus carrying the cross to her execution.
So why do so many people dislike her? Do I need to recount the reasons? Okay - she's been given a recording contract despite the fact that she can't sing worth crap. There are millions of people clamoring to just five minutes in front of a record executive to show how good they are (and some of these people really are that good). Yet this woman with no talent gets a shot?
The woman has been given acting roles in movies and her own tv show - despite her awful acting. Again, there are millions of people who want to be actors and actresses (some of them really good) and this woman who would make a low grade porn queen gets chance? What kind of a slap in the face is that?
The woman is on tons of drugs and alcohol. She whines about how depressed she is. She takes actions in defiance of the law. She can use her money, her influence and her connections to live the life most people only dream about. And yet she's a worthless mess. No one would even know who she was had she not be born a Hilton. And she's wasting it. Most of the people I know are working our asses off for what feels like nothing and this loser gets a pass?
Believe it or not, I do feel a pang of sympathy for Hilton (and it seems I'm the only one who does.) Not because I think she's been shafted by the system (cause she's getting the same treatment most of the rest of us would get) but because she's a pathetic mess. Here she is in court crying her eyes out, screaming for her mommy, her lawyer, her shrink and others in one of the most pathetic scenes I've ever seen in my life (and it was caught by a thousand media types.) Talk about someone who needs to grow up...