Posted by
Tzimisce on Monday, January 22, 2007 5:04:26 PM
Did you know that our government set up 9-11 in an elaborate scheme to
drum up support for the Bush administration? Yeah, I've heard it too.
You know who's going to be most pissed off to hear this? Al Quada.
They're going to be really mad to hear that their leader, Osama bin
Laden isn't nearly as cool as they think he is. I guess they'll have to
stop selling tee shirts, throwing parties and looking to him for
comfort. The left can easily destroy the armies of terror if they just
go and tell these people the truth: some white Christian guy did it.
Terrorists should feel even more stupid for spending all that time and
money back in 1994 in their first attempt to blow up the World Trade
Center the first time. Maybe the only one of the masterminds who ended
up fleeing to Iraq (despite the lack of connection between al Quada and
Saddam) should have instead ran to Crawford Texas to hide in Bush's
closet. On second thought, Bush would have just thrown him in jail
somewhere after using him as a scapegoat for something. So maybe it's
best he did leave the country.
In 2001, maybe the Islamofascists wouldn't have worked themselves up in
to a lather if they knew that it was all some white guy pulling the
string from the shadows. (As you all know, if you trace evil back to
the source you'll find a white guy driven by racist, sexist,
homophobia.)
Maybe Islamists wouldn't have sacrificed their kids. (Makes me wonder
where the Islamic Cindy Sheehan is.) These people are the victims:
first of a plot to make them look bad and now a plot to destroy them
when they're simply trying to protect themselves. Nine eleven was the
simplest, most diabolically evil plot in all of history on more levels
than one.