Posted by
Tzimisce on Friday, January 12, 2007 5:05:44 PM
For those of you who have been living in a cave on Mars for the past
couple of months, Nancy Pelosi is the new Speaker of the House. She's
the first female speaker in American history. Our unbiased, non
partisan media is making quite a fanfair pointing out (among other
things) that this makes a woman third in line for the President. True,
they didn't throw this big a party when Colin Powell was made the first
black Secretary of State (and second in line for the President) or when
Condoleezza Rice was made the first black female in charge of the NSA.
But far be it from me to point out liberalism in the press. (Libs are
always pointing out racism in American culture, perhaps white
journalists are just following through on something we already know is
true.)
So what makes Pelosi so qualified? Interestingly, Feminists have
forwarded the fact that Madam Pelosi is a mother - the one job most
despised by the left. Motherhood is the symbol of male oppression: a
woman who is defined only by her sexuality and forced to remain at home
in an unfulfilling existence. Nevermind the fact that's offensive that
Madam Pelosi would sit on her roost looking down on us all like spoiled
children who have misbehaved. But libs enjoy stuff like that (as long
as they're the 'parents' in this twisted relationship.)
Fortunately, Libs have redefined "mother" for us. The Left wing
"mother" is a woman who 'don't need no man'. She's a single woman who's
kids have an excellent chance to be on drugs, doesn't do as well in
school, more likely to break the law, more likely to join gangs and so
on. So I guess it makes sense that Pelosi is pushing to let the
government to give us drugs, is dumbing down education, is funding
attourneys who will let us ignore laws on immigration, etc. Can I have
my party hat now?
But there is a scary side to Liberal motherhood. A side that believes
destroying their children is okay (especially if said child is unborn).
We're the only animal on the face of the earth that believes this is
okay - even the mother cobra will defend her clutch. If a venomous
reptile feels this way, what are we to think of Left wing women and
their philosophy on motherhood? Left wing women are also encouraged to
put their children aside in favor of their jobs. So Pelosi will go back
to ignoring the children she bounced on her knee as soon as it's no
longer scoring her political points. But we all knew this was going to
happen anyway. Everything in the Lefty universe is about photo ops and
political accessories (much like lefty single mothers who demand
education, welfare, healthcare, housing and food "for their children").
The irony is that with so much going on in their lives, they tend not
to have any time for their kids.
Sorry, I really don't need another mother (especially one that is so careless.)