Posted by
Tzimisce on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 11:51:37 AM
This is the conclusion of a Southhampton University (England) study of IQ tests and eating habits. According to the research, vegetarians have an average of 5 IQ more points than their meat eating counterparts then went on to praise the healthier lifestyle.
Nonjudgemental leftists quickly jumped all over the news, proudly announcing that they had known this all along. Their glows of superiority shown more brightly, their noses raised another half inch in the air and their friends at the coffee shop paused the discussion of John Kerry's influence on neo Marxist philosophy to revel in their own greatness.
Of course, liberals have been telling us that IQ tests are worthless because blacks don't perform as well on them but I'll try not to say the word "racism". I'll just let us all think it loudly.
A healthier lifestyle? It's a good thing that these IQ tests didn't come with drug tests - cause I've only met one vegetarian that didn't have a drug problem of some type (and in a lot of cases, more than one drug problem.)
I'll also try to leave out the most famous vegetarian that comes to mind: Adolph Hitler. The little man from Germany would definitely prop up the validity of this test - he came from humble origins and rose to the leader of Germany. Like most liberal vegetarians of today, Hitler was an artist who spent a lot of his early years starving. Once he became Furher, he enacted radical measures that socialized medicine, legalized euthanisia and abortion, gun control, aggressive recycling programs, conservation initiatives and several other things that leftists hate...oh wait, liberals love all those ideas.
But we're not like Hitler - he wasn't a pothead, right? No, Hitler was a speed freak and I have met vegetarians on meth.
Well my point is that vegetarianism doesn't make you want to kill 12 million people (as long as said people are already born...and at least older than 3 months and not an inconvenience to living next of kin.) My point is that vegetarianism (and liberalism) are signs of narcissistic egomania and one only needs to visit lefty websites and look at the reaction to stories like this one to see it played out.
Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6180753.stm